Big Money Rustla$

Cast

Big Baby- Violent J

Sugar Wolf- Shaggy 2 Dope

Dusty Poot- Monoxide

Dirty Sanchez- Mark Jury

Sign Dude- Scott Foley

Tink- Bridget Powers

The Ghost- Boondox

The Mortician- Blaze ya Dead Homie

Hey Guys,

Back with another installment of everybody's favorite movie blog. Today, we tackle the newest movie from the epic rap duo, the Insane Clown Posse. Many fans of shitty movies may remember their first foray into the world of cinema, “Big Money Hustla$” as the pretty atrocious spoof of the seventies exploitation flicks. For this outing, “Big Money Rustla$”, they have turned their attentions to the Old West.

The Plot

The Old West town of Mudbug is being held hostage by a gang of hoodlums led by the infamous Big Baby. He runs the town with an iron fist and a lead slug. The nebbish sheriff is no match for the gangster, and the town is circling the drain.

In rides Sugar Wolf on a visit to his mom, who is the top whore in the town. She reveals to Sugar that his father and his brothers were all former sheriffs who fell to the six-shooter of Big Baby. Sugar vows to clean up the town and names himself sheriff. He sends the old sheriff out on foot to get some chili from New York and names Jason Mewes and a local Mexican named Dirty Sanchez as deputies. After thwarting a group of assassins featuring a dead guy, a dude with a weird foot, and a trans midget named Tank, the feud comes to a head in a shootout between Big Baby and Sugar Wolf himself.

The Experience

Some of you may have seen the previous outing of ICP in Big Money Hustla$. It was sophomoric, cheezy and worst of all, boring. This movie is only two of those. I watched this movie while falling asleep at 2 AM and could not take my eyes off of it.

The movie is so replete with sight gags that it could have been made by a mentally disturbed Zucker brother. From the very first scene where a drunken Mexican hand changes the population figures on the sign outside town as people enter and ultimately die; To the last scene where that same Mexican after being shot uses his last ounce of strength to change the sign to 0 and then grab his hooch as he dies; To the romantic montage of perversions that Sugar and his lady love Tink (Bridget Powers aka Bridget the Midget) engage is to sweet music this movie is rife with one liners and a sense of humor that strives to rise to lowest common denominator.

I don't want to make it seem as though this movie is without flaws; it very much is not. There are long, drawn-out scenes of the Psychopathic boys trying desperately to string together something that resembles a plot. The gags get a bit redundant, and the stereotyping gets old. Like its predecessor, this movie seems to be the subject of drunken brainstorming gone awry. Unlike its predecessor, it is ultimately worth a view.

My recommendations for this movie are as follows. If you have never been a juggalo, skip it. The humor is not enough to get you to care about anything more than the time you are wasting. If you are now or were once a Juggalo, get well buzzed, keep the drinks coming, and pop this fucker up on Netflix. The nostalgia will bring you in, and the gags will keep you watching.